"Squid" (squid)
02/01/2014 at 07:01 • Filed to: None
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"Squid" (squid)
02/01/2014 at 07:01 • Filed to: None | 1
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To discover that one of my roommates likes to eat my Tina's burritos. . . I wouldn't mind so much if they kept vegetarian friendly food I could appropriate back. But goddammit NO! No one thinks of the repercussions of eating a drunk vegetarians food in a house full of fucking meat eaters. . . I'm drunk and hungry and the food I wanted to eat was taken from me with out any means of direct replacement. What am I to do? Do I confront my roommates over a fucking $0.39 burrito or do I just sit here with an upset stomach because I am already drunk and upset over losing one of the balls from my septum ring. . .
I know this is super off topic and I should sign off but i don't know any better right now. I just want some food. . .
bob and john
> Squid
02/01/2014 at 07:04 |
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buy harido gummy bears. leave them out whenever people start messing with your food again
done deal
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Squid
> bob and john
02/01/2014 at 07:09 |
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I actually have very little issues with my roommates. It really is just my Tina's Burritos that get eaten every so often. . .
Being 28 in a college town living with 22 year olds that don't party at the house is a blessing and I'd rather not be a douche an upset the balance of our house. I just needed to vent about not having a burrito to eat. . . It just cost me $0.39 so it isn't a big deal, but cleaning the shitter after feeding those devil bears to my roommates would cost me much more. . . I would like to spare myself from dealing with rocket diarrhea splatter. . .
GhostZ
> Squid
02/01/2014 at 07:12 |
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6 glasses of wine (or 11 shots of Vodka) has enough calories to constitute as a meal.
Better start now.
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Squid
> GhostZ
02/01/2014 at 07:26 |
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I used to live off of fruit for lunch and about 96 oz. of IPA a night. . . I've gotten to the point in life where that does nothing but hurt me the next day. . . I may have abused my drunk karma when I was 22 and a vegan alcoholic. . .
*I don't care to get into a debate about diets. I just want my damn Tina's Burrito. . .
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Squid
> GhostZ
02/01/2014 at 07:27 |
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I've also had about 3 various pitchers of Sierra Nevada this evening which is why I am drunk and hungry. . .
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bob and john
> Squid
02/01/2014 at 07:28 |
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in wihch case, i suggest you just deal with it. if its the one thing that is bugging you, then maybe just hide them better.
CalzoneGolem
> Squid
02/01/2014 at 08:00 |
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One of those fuckers needs to give you a ride to the store now.
getchapopcorn
> Squid
02/01/2014 at 08:05 |
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Maybe drunk you isn't a vegetarian; have you ever asked him about his thoughts and needs.
Clown Shoe Pilot
> bob and john
02/01/2014 at 09:10 |
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the amazon reviews for haribo sugarless gummy bears are priceless
Team6.1
> Squid
02/01/2014 at 09:30 |
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Buy a shit load of burritos. Although that may encourage them to eat them but hopefully you never run out. Buy a mini fridge and keep it in your room with your personal food. Drop out and move to a college town with all night delivery. Get your meat on.
feather-throttle-not-hair
> getchapopcorn
02/01/2014 at 10:54 |
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True. After all, one of your roommates is clearly a vegetarian when they're drunk.
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Squid
> getchapopcorn
02/01/2014 at 17:39 |
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After ten years I can say that no, drunk me does not eat meat. That is just a bad idea all around. I don't enjoy throwing up.